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Derek Dimwit

Name: Derek Dimwit

Job: Detective Chief Inspector
Breed: No particular breed - a plain black and white moggie!

The not very bright boss of the Cat-Haven Cat-Police, he is slow on the uptake and easily offended. Stammers when he's flustered, and frequently makes a fool of himself in front of his staff.


His is a face without expression. His coal black, unblinking eyes stare out of a plain, simple black and white face. He is not a pedigree cat.

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